Check this story out -
Armed Robber On Bike Robs Another Bicyclist
http://www.walb.com/global/story.asp?s=7526383
This story reminds me of the Hank Williams Jr. Song 'A Country Boy Can Survive'. However in my fantasy world it would go something like...
'I'd love to spit some Gu in that dude's eye and stab him with my bike tool. Because a triathlete can survive.'
Maybe Weird Al could have done better.
I'm sure the APD will get right on it. I plan to keep on riding my bike in the streets of Albany and I hope that you and your kids keep riding too. If we stop the terrorist win.
2 comments:
The schedule today says it’s ridin time
And the ole' flint river she’s a goin’ dry
The hills are goin up but they always go down
And you only get mugged
If you ride downtown
I live back in the woods, you see
My woman and the kid, and the cat and me
I got a full water bottle and a 2-wheel ride
And a triathlete can survive
yeah, triathletes can survive
I can ride my bike all day long
I can do the backstroke from dusk till dawn
We make our own records and our own medals too
Ain’t too many things these ole boys can’t do
We have good ole memories and homemade pride
And a triathlete can survive
oh, triathletes can survive
Because you can’t run us out
You ain't gotta make us run
Cause we're just out to have some fun
We like to race and we like to swim
And if you ain’t into that we don’t give a damn
We came from the around the lee county line
And albany georgia and the and the western skies
And we can swim a stunt; we can run a good line
And a triathlete can survive
Yeah, Triathletes can survive
I had an old friend in the good life City
He never called me by my name, just free wheely
My trainer taught me how to finish grand
And his taught him to be a businessman
He used to send me pictures of the Broadway nights
And I’d send him pictures of my prize.
But he was robbed by a man with a switchblade knife
For 100 dollars my friend lost his life
'I'd love to spit some Gu in that dude's eye
and stab him with the tool from my bike
Because a triathlete can survive.'
Oh, Triathletes can survive
Because you can’t run us out
You ain't gotta make us run
Cause we're just out to have some fun
We like to race and we like to swim
And if you ain’t into that we don’t give a damn
We’re from Southwest Georgia and even Alabam
And some other little towns around this land
And we can swim a stunt; we can run a few miles
And a triathlete can survive
yeah, triathletes can survive
You are such a dork. My Favorite line is
If we stop, the terrorists win.
--wifey
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